Criminals Wanted

There are plenty of reasons to have your criminal pardon application thrown in the trash. Incredible stupidity is by far my favorite. By now we’ve all seen the hilarious antics of the dude crashing through the roof of the liquor store. They shouldn’t throw that guy in jail, he’s more clown than criminal if you ask me, and the circus desperately needs him! (For those of you with blank stares right now I’ve posted the famous “robbery” at the bottom)

It would be nice to think we’ve evolved as a species, but after watching some of these criminals at work you’ll wonder how we ever got passed the wooly mammoth.

A woman can be forgiven for falling into a toilet with the seat up because there’s a chance that she “might not have noticed.” But running head first into a solid glass door is just….well….amazing. Places this genius’ IQ on par with sparrows and budgies.

Gimme back my gun! This guy’s lucky he didn’t get hit with some natural selection in the back of his head.

I know Cool Ranch Doritos are delicious, but there’s just gotta be an easier way!

The following are videos where ordinary citizens fight back with extraordinary weapons.

Hey if you’re too lazy to even put on a mask, then you deserve to have nondescript pink objects hurled at you.

If you’re allergic to puns you should stop reading now, but that’s what I call a good mugging! I can’t help but wonder if the cashier was shouting “Time to make the doughnuts” as he pummeled the offender. He’s lucky it wasn’t a café au lait bowl!

Here’s the famous liquor store robbery for those who haven’t seen it, but even if you have, it never stops being funny.

If all crimes were committed this way, we could start a show called America’s Funniest Surveillance Videos. More dumb criminals here!

Tags: Criminal, funny videos