Criminals Wanted

If you haven’t heard you can read about it by clicking the link below.

Brilliant. I’m so happy right now I could cry a little.

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE4AI11B20081119?rpc=64

I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out.

* GEORGE MICHAEL,
* in a statement released after he was arrested in a public toilet for possession of illegal drugs (from time.com)

I know a ot of women who love George Michael, which I suppose is ironc in many ways but I just have to wonder how long can you continue loving someone who gets arrested in a public toilet…for drugs? And why in the world is George Michael hanging out in a public toilet at all? Doesn’t George Michael have enough money to buy a really nice private toilet where he can rail to his heart’s content? I think this must be a classic case of hating oneself.

Personally I don’t care about the drugs. But public toilets are so dirty I don’t even like going to the bathroom in them. Next time he goes on tour he will need a US entry waiver to make it on to the soil but it will be one hell of a time through customs.

Since it’s first release the Grand Theft Auto series has been allowing for young men and women of all ages (recommended mature) engage in reckless insanity. Just last night I picked up two prostitutes and blew up a bank and mowed my way through the Liberty City police department. They never had a chance - and I’ll never get a pardon for it.

If this sort of thing happened in the real world it would be a dark place which would make Baghdad look like Disney world. So there I was on the youtubes and I kept coming across people making real world films of GTA style adventures. People, its one thing to drive a tank through a city, blowing innocent bystanders and running over cop cars, when it is in a video game. Not cool in real life. Believe me. That’s why I cannot go back to Michigan. Not without a US Waiver, at least.

Here are some videos of people reenacting GTA moments.

this was the opening to the original GTA II. the main character (Cluade Speed) is supposedly the character from GTA III.

Enough professionalism, on to the fan based ones.

Either all these people all had the same idea to make their own version of the game or they just saw that Dave Chappelle sketch which was way better. Unfortunately we would be breaking copyright law if we put that on this site. We wouldn’t want Viacom to think we are crooks. You wont need to expunge criminal records as long as you keep your illegal activities to the pixalated realm of liberty city.