Archives for August, 2008

Why commit real crime when it is just as fun to play Grand Theft Auto.

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Since it’s first release the Grand Theft Auto series has been allowing for young men and women of all ages (recommended mature) engage in reckless insanity. Just last night I picked up two prostitutes and blew up a bank and mowed my way through the Liberty City police department. They never had a chance - and I’ll never get a pardon for it.

If this sort of thing happened in the real world it would be a dark place which would make Baghdad look like Disney world. So there I was on the youtubes and I kept coming across people making real world films of GTA style adventures. People, its one thing to drive a tank through a city, blowing innocent bystanders and running over cop cars, when it is in a video game. Not cool in real life. Believe me. That’s why I cannot go back to Michigan. Not without a US Waiver, at least.

Here are some videos of people reenacting GTA moments.

this was the opening to the original GTA II. the main character (Cluade Speed) is supposedly the character from GTA III.

Enough professionalism, on to the fan based ones.

Either all these people all had the same idea to make their own version of the game or they just saw that Dave Chappelle sketch which was way better. Unfortunately we would be breaking copyright law if we put that on this site. We wouldn’t want Viacom to think we are crooks. You wont need to expunge criminal records as long as you keep your illegal activities to the pixalated realm of liberty city.