Archives for July, 2008

Famous Last Words

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

 ”Tell the governor he just lost my vote.”

* CHRISTOPHER EMMETT
* right before his death by lethal injection. Emmett argued that Virginia’s execution methods were unconstitutional and Gov. Tim Kaine declined to intervene (from time.com)

Can we face the obvious now? Capital punishment is a bad idea, not because some people don’t deserve to be hung by the neck, but simply because of the danger involved in a society that allows the state to carry out executions.

Christopher Emmett probably deserved to die since he was found guilty of murdering another man over money to buy crack. What bugs me about state executions can be found right here because Governor Tim Kaine declined to intervene.

Now I don’t think that it is up to the governor to decide on the life and death of person. What bugs me is that I am pretty sure his decision to stay out of the fight was politically motivated. And if the political climate had been otherwise I am pretty sure that Gov. Kaine would have stepped in and made whatever decision the political climate demanded.

In my world allowing the death of a person based on political climate is pretty dark. But then again Christopher Emmett deserved to die…right?


Crime or Crazy? You Choose!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

There are all types of crimes in this world. There are crimes we deplore, crimes that make us shake our heads at humanity, crimes that we don’t really care about and basically shouldn’t be crimes and then there are the crimes we admire, the ones we secretly wish we could do ourselves. These are the crimes that take guts to pull off and never put anyone other than the criminal in harms way.

A great example of the latter type is illegal BASE jumping because at the end of a failed attempt it’s only the criminal that has anything to worry about. Remember, that a BASE jump is infinitely more dangerous than skydiving. For one thing the environment in BASE jumping is less controlled than in skydiving so there are more factors to consider and more things that can go wrong. But the biggest risk is that fact that a BASE jumper has no reserve chute because a BASE jumper is never high enough in the air to deploy one anyway. So if the chute doesn’t open then the chute doesn’t open and you’re dead. Full Stop!

Here are some examples of legal and illegal BASE jumping from around the world. I can’t help thinking that some of the criminals out there are only a talented bunch of nuts that just need an adrenaline fix like a junky needs a needle in his arm. Remember that BASE jumping itself is not illegal but when you start jumping from buildings you are usually looking at a trespassing charge and whatever else the police can trump up against you.

Anyway, illegal jumping or not these criminals get my respect!

Petronas Towers

This is a good example of the fully illegal BASE jump because this guy has to dress in disguise just to get up to his launch point. He’s like Clark Kent en route to the top and then he gets there and dons his flying suit turning into Superman. Maybe its bizarro Superman because he’s on the wrong side of the law. Sometimes I wish I could fly.

Turning Torso BASE jump

This is another quality illegal BASE jump that gets included because of the added complication of starting a few thousand feet above the building. I have to admit though with the REDBULL logo splattered everywhere it looks like it might be a stunt which would probably have been cleared with the tower owners thereby disqualifying it from the illegal category. Still, it’s a cool jump. Anyone who has ever landed a parachute knows that hitting the top of a rotating building is no easy matter.

Girl has bad BASE jump

Here is a very, very good example of why most of us do not and never will muster the courage/stupidity to jump from a tall building. And the fact is that this is the best of the worst case scenarios. This girl missed the ride of her life by the skin of her teeth. A very lucky outcome and a good reason why doing it on the sly (illegally) is not such a good idea because if something goes wrong you just might want a few dozen people there to help you continue living.

Wingsuit BASE jumping

And finally a totally legal beyond comprehension BASE jump. In case you are wondering why people would risk life and limb this is the reason. I will never in a hundred lifetimes be able to do anything like this but I sure with I could. Imagine the adrenaline, the freedom and the sheer rush of flying a wingsuit down the side of a mountain.

All in all BASE jumping is only for the brave, the very brave and the terminally stupid. But either way I am inclined to believe that if you want to jump from a tall building please be my guest, just don’t put anyone else in harm’s way. But since suicide remains a crime in most of the world it will probably be a long, long time before the average person can just walk to the top of a building and jump off without risking some sort of legal repurcussion.

Pity!


Granny the Crime Fighter!

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

When I stumbled upon this little bit of insanity I was actually looking for a clip from CNN I saw where a “granny” chased off a bunch of small minded crooks with a broom. Now since it was on CNN it probably wasn’t even true but since I couldn’t find the clip I will give her the benefit of the doubt and just say “respect”! But what I did find was almost as entertaining. And this granny definitely deserves a nod.

So this one is to all the would-be robbers out there who plan to knock off a convenience store because let’s face it; the convenience store robber is the lowest of the low in the world of robbers. You might as well be snatching purses. When you knock off a convenience store you have neither the brains nor the balls to go for a bigger score. And you’re scared to take on anyone with the slightest prayer of defending themselves. The problem is you just never know when someone will say enough is enough. Even little old ladies can kick some ass when the time is right.

Can you imagine landing in jail and bragging about taking on the little old lady in the corner store? You’d be laughed at and beaten down with the crazies that touch little kids. You might as well walk in holding hands with a cop. 

The best part of this clip is the ending. Watch for yourself because even though I don’t live by either of the two items mentioned below (in fact I do just about everything I can to eliminate all contact with both) sometimes you cross paths with a piece of wisdom so insane it’s brilliant.

As granny says:

“I reached for my gun which is on a rubber band on top of my bible. I live by the bible and I live by that gun.”

And then POW! She shoots blind out of her office into the store and chases off the crooks.

A bible, a gun, and a rubber band: Brilliant!